孙:Master,come,come
唐:(阿弥陀佛)Wukong,where are we now?
孙: Bajie,map
八戒:Look,master
唐: Bajie, I‘ve told you many times,don’t bring these pictures with beautiful girls
八戒:Oh,master ! Forgive me,please!
唐:(阿弥陀佛)Nothing is lust,lust is nothing
八戒:I’m hungry now
孙:Fat pig!
唐: Wukong,I’m hungry too. Could you find some food?
沙:If a monster come here.But he isn’t here.What can we do?
唐:It’s a problem.Wukong,do you have any ideas?
孙:No problem
孙悟空拿着金箍棒在地上画了个圈
沙:What’s this?
孙:It’s a circle.No monster can come into it
唐:Wukong,you are so clever!We’ll stay in it
孙:OK,I am going to find food now
唐:OK.Let’s play cards
播放斗地主音乐。
白:Aha,I’m coming!
白骨精做出抓唐僧的动作,被地上的圆圈震到了一边。
白:Hum,Let’s wait and see
舞台对面过来一位少女。
少女:Can I Join you ?
沙:Sorry,three people are enough
少女:Let me have a look. I can help you
少女走到唐僧旁边
少女:Double king.
唐:Double king.Oh,I win. You are so smart.Come inand teach me
孙:You are the monster. I’ll kill you
唐:(阿弥陀佛) wukong ,what are you doing? She’s my teacher.
孙:She is a monster
唐:Don’t say that.
唐僧念紧箍咒,播放Only you .悟空捂头倒地,发出阵阵哀嚎。
白骨精现身。
白:Ahaha,Sun Wukong,I’ll teach you a lesson
白骨精变身老妇出场。
老妇:Daughter,daughter. Where’s my daughter?Have you seen my daughter?
唐僧三人连忙往后退,试图挡住她女儿的尸体。
三人:N0.no.Your daughter…
孙悟空醒了过来,拿起金箍棒打老妇。
孙:You are the monster.I’ll beat you
唐僧过来阻拦,被孙悟空推开,八戒沙僧赶紧去扶。老妇被打死。
八戒:Master,are you OK?How many?
八戒伸出两根手指,放在唐僧眼前。
唐:Two.Game over,Wukong
白:Game over,SunWukong
这时老头驼着背出场。
老头:Oh,My wife,my daughter. Who did it?
老头大声吼叫,孙悟空拿起金箍棒把老头打死。
唐:Wu kong,you have killed three lives
孙:They are not humans.They are all the monsters
唐: I don’t want to see you .Go.Go.
孙悟空伤心地离开,白骨精赶紧过来要抓唐僧。
白:Hahaha,you are so foolish.I’ll eat you
孙:Monster,don’t hurt my master
悟空早就识破了白骨精的奸计,假装离开,看见白骨精要伤害唐僧,回来一棒打死了白骨精。
沙僧&八戒:Oh,our hero is back.
唐:What …What happened?
孙:The monster cheat you,master.
唐:How do you find out?
孙:Because I am the Monkey King